I was voted best blow job slut.

You have been so gracious in letting me stay here while I check out the city to decide if I want to move here. It's not every man who would let their wife's old college sorority sister hang at their house as long as I have. I don't know what your wife told you about me but I was quiet the wild one in our college days. Your wife was the complete opposite of me. Is she still kind of prudish? How did she land a sexy guy like you if she hardly puts out? I can see you are a good family man with her just having a baby and all. She seems to sleep all the time though and I'm sure you aren't getting any action these days.