Bad Roommate

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Stepbrother (Chad Alva) accidentally bumps into his stepsister (Lily Larimar) as he carries a box into the living room. "Sorry", he says. "I still don't understand why you can't just live at home", she announces. "Well, dad said...", he begins, but she interrupts: "My dad, your stepdad". "Oh, whatever. He said if I got straight A's he'd get me a place, so...". She interrupts again: "But this is already my apartment". "Well I guess he didn't feel like paying for two", stepbrother responds. "He's so cheap", she remarks. "Maybe if you got better grades...", he suggests. "You're not going to be a little narc, are you? Crying to mommy and daddy about what I'm doing", she says sarcastically. "Now why would I do that?", he wonders. " 'cause you're a goody two-shoes, I mean, how long have our parents known each other, like a year?", she says. "Well, more like two", he replies. "Whatever. How do you think it feels that my own father prefers his new fucking son?", she says ruefully, sitting down at the end of the couch away from him. "That's not true. He loves you", he insists. "He always wanted a son. He was legit in denial at first, wanted to call me Louis, and he even tried to convince my mom that it was a good girl's name", she claims. "Well, I definitely didn't know about that", he responds. "How would you? He hasn't shown you his true colors, yet", she asserts. "Yeah, I guess he mostly just acts like a really nice guy to me", stepbrother concedes. "He makes promises he can't keep, like I never agreed to share this apartment", she notes. "Well, listen. I understand you don't want me here, but we're both in a situation where we can't really afford our own places. We don't have a choice, so I'll just stay out of your way", he offers. "Just clean up after yourself. I've lived with guys before -you guys are disgusting", she states. "Not me -I'm neat. I promise", he contends. "I'll believe it when I see it. I'm going to take a shower", she storms out of the room. Later, she is in the bedroom clad only in a towel, when he goes into the shared bathroom, closing the door behind him. He finds a pair of her pink panties on the sink and picks them up. She knocks on the door and yells "Hey, I'm not done! Better not be shitting". He opens the door as she says: "Can't you tell I'm not finished?". "I'm sorry", he says meekly. "You're the worst! I'm going out -I'm already late", she declares, slamming the door behind her. Chad puts his phone down on the bedroom end table and takes her panties out of his pocket. Seated on the bed he sniffs them and begins to masturbate. Stepsister opens the door and catches him in the act, then covers her eyes and yells "Oh my God!". "Why didn't you knock?", he asks lamely. "Those are my panties, you fucking pervert!", she exclaims, as she grabs them from his hand. "I'm telling everyone about this", she declares. "Don't", he replies. "What's daddy gonna say now?", she mocks him, and rushes away, slamming the door. He lies back on the bed wearily, and his cell phone rings. Looking at it, he yells "Fuck!" repeatedly. "God damn it!", he exclaims and leaves the room carrying his phone. Stepsister is sitting on the living room couch looking at her phone, when he comes in and walks past her. "I'm guessing you saw my little message", she needles him. "Yeah, I did". "So what do you think?", she asks. "I think you shouldn't have posted it", he declares. "And why not?", she asks. "Because it's private, and it's something everybody does", he says. "Not everyone jerks off to his stepsister's panties", she says. "That's not even what was happening", he claims. "From the moment I met you I knew you were into me, and now I have the proof -you're a little perv", she scolds. "I am not!", he replies. She holds up her phone and declares: "People in the comments disagree". "You're a fucking bitch, you know that?", he yells. "At least I'm not a degenerate, jerking off to his fucking stepsister", she retorts. "You're seriously going to regret this", he threatens. "Oh am I?". "Yeah! Everyone's going to know the truth about you", he claims. "And what's that?", she asks. "That you're a heartless witch, and you couldn't get a boyfriend if you begged", he exclaims. "You're projecting now", she says. "What about Sam Jones then?", he asks. "That loser? I barely remember him", she contends. "Well if I remember correctly, you got punked and dumped, 'cause he saw right through your bullshit", stepbrother declares. "At least I can get laid", she asserts. "Well it's not very hard when you're a girl and you're easy", he responds. "How dare you talk to me like that!", she exclaims. "How dare you humiliate me on the internet", he counters. "It's not a big deal. I was joking around", she contends. "It is a big deal actually. Why do you hate me so much?", he asks. "I don't hate you", she says. "Well you certainly act like it", he replies. "It's embarrassing, but I guess I'm jealous", she confesses. "Jealous?". "I mean even my own fat