Gloved Detective Evidence: Handjob To Castration

This is far from the first case I've handled like this. His wife hired me. Poor woman. He'd been cheating on her constantly, and she was willing to do absolutely anything to make it stop. She signed the papers and, as usual, didn't bother reading the fine print. You see, I don't just investigate. I correct problems. And this particular case required direct clinical intervention. Once I had gathered enough evidence, I had to restrain him and give him a very simple test. If there was even a shred of conscience or respect for his wife left in him, he wouldn't respond to my stimulation. But if he failed... I'd collect the evidence in a specimen jar, and then correct the defect. His wife deserved a faithful partner. He proved to be beyond rehabilitation. So I had no choice but to pick up the scalpel and finish the job. He brought it on himself. Now she has plenty of evidence of his affairs. If he goes to the police, he'll end up homeless, penniless, and a eunuch. Or he can simply go back to his wife and live peacefully as his new and improved self. His wife hasn't exactly appreciated my efforts yet... But that's all right. In time, she'll understand just how lucky she is.