Santa Dennis (Scott Nails) is tied up and helpless while burglars, led by his landlady Rochelle, ransack his ex-wife's house! His girlfriend Jen frees him and tries to convince him to escape, but he refuses to leave Kelly (Katrina Colt) in danger. Jen slips out, and Dennis uses the holiday ornaments and even Christmas trees to set traps for the burglars while they're trying to get into the safe. When Dennis somehow takes out both men, a desperate Rochelle tries to frame him for the crime... and that's when Kelly's husband Greg gets home! It'll take a Christmas miracle if this down-on-his-luck Santa can convince them he's innocent... and another miracle for the couple to let Dennis join them in a holiday DP threesome!